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No Excuse Sunday

  • 1 October 2018
  • Author: Benedict
  • Number of views: 493


To make it possible for everyone to attend Church next Sunday, there will be:  COTS in the back of the church for those who say, "Sunday is my only day to sleep in."  CRASH HELMETS for those who say, "The roof will fall in if I ever came to church."  BLANKETS for those who think the church is too cold.  FANS for the ones who say the church is too hot.  HEARING AIDS for those who say, "Father speaks too softly."  COTTON BATTEN for those who says he preaches too loudly.  SCORE CARDS for those who wish to list the hypocrites present.  RELATIVES will be in attendance for those who like to go visiting on Sundays.  TV DINNERS for those who can't go to church and cook dinner also  TREES AND GRASS  will be in one section for those who like to see God in nature.  POINSETTIAS AND EASTER LILIES will be in the sanctuary for those who have never seen the church without them.

Fr. Leo

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